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Hotel Description

Our customers tell us they enjoy Hotel Not Hotel's central location. During your stay, you're just a quick walk from Ten Kate Markt. Features include free WiFi in public areas, plus a restaurant and a bar. This 3-star inn has 23 rooms. Each room includes amenities such as free WiFi.

  • All rooms offer room service (during limited hours)
  • Free WiFi
  • Enjoy Thai cuisine while dining at Kevin Bacon Bar
  • Full breakfast served daily for a fee
  • Self-parking available for a fee
  • Amenities include multilingual staff, a terrace and library
  • Guests have good things to say about the accommodation for the cleanliness and overall comfort
  • Within a 15-minute walk of Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Fading Colors)

Bed Count 1 Double Bed Maximum Occupancy 2 Max
£35* Per night/room 17 Dec - 18 Dec

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

Bed Count 1 Double Bed Maximum Occupancy 2 Max

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

Bed Count 1 Double Bed Maximum Occupancy 2 Max

Deluxe Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Bed Count 1 Double Bed Maximum Occupancy 2 Max

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

Bed Count 1 Double Bed Maximum Occupancy 2 Max

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Bed Count 2 Single Beds Maximum Occupancy 2 Max

Hotel Not Hotel ratings based on 17 verified reviews

Review Summary
3.8 out of 5 4.0 out of 5.0
Room cleanliness 4.0 out of 5.0
Service & staff 4.0 out of 5.0
Room comfort 3.5 out of 5.0
Hotel condition 4.0 out of 5.0

Guest reviews for Hotel Not Hotel

Everyone (4) Couples (5) Students (1) Family (1) Friends (1) Other (1)
1 out of 5
We arrived at the hotel and although we had proof that breakfast was included we were told that we did not have it included. Upon arriving home we then discovered without permission the hotel had taken an extra payment from us and double charged us for breakfast on the last day! Phoned up to question and staff where clueless on what to do, awaiting a call back...

Posted by on 14 Apr 2019

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4 out of 5
Love the layout, it’s unuque and funky. Staff were friendly. Room was a tad small but nice, but unfortunately the room was quite dusty

Posted by on 31 Mar 2019

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4 out of 5
Lovely place to stay. Staff were fantastic - always polite and happy to help . We stayed in the crisis free zone, the room was really cosy, very clean also. The only problem is the room was really small with not much storage space, however it did the job for the 2 nights we were there. With this room we had to use the communal bathroom which was always immaculate. The hotel was about a 40-45 minute walk from Centraal station or about 10 minutes on a tram (which you can catch from the top of the street) I would highly recommend this hotel for anyone who is looking to stay for a short amount of time as we did.

Posted by on 14 Feb 2018

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4 out of 5

Hotel Not Hotel- exactly what it said on the tin!

Pros: It was so quirky and awesome! They give you a wee map with top tips on non tourist places with map!
Cons: Room did have a bit of a stale smell!
Location: We accidently walked first time, I do not recommend, tram is cheap, regular and right by hotel!
It was perfect, fit for purpose, bathrooms clean! Staff were super friendly and helpful. Was given tour by lovely guy from reception! Top tip,if you want to be in Kevin Bacon; Hotel Not Hotel is your Hotel, they can make this happen!

Posted by , from Big K County on 2 Dec 2016

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4 out of 5

Beware single ladies

I would be wary of being a single women staying here. If you arrive at the bar you will be sent on a five minute route march by a dimly lit canal to go in the back entrance when there is a five second to get through glass door in the bar. When I questioned this I was given a rubbish excuse about a new door, that one is already there and secondly as a guest the door should be the first option. The rooms are tiny ,the staff otherwise very good, if you are drinking, the shared facilities are a gamble for you,the location is close by tram. We enjoyed it but was concerned by the overall safety.

Posted by on 21 Mar 2016

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5 out of 5

Fablious trips and such cool, relaxing hotel

Amazing hotel and its surrounding, great to just sit and chill. Will definable be back again. Love the theme and how the hotel not hotel actually lives up to its name as you could be sitting in your lounge at home.

Posted by on 11 Mar 2016

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3 out of 5

valentines trip

Was a weekend away for my husband and i, Hotel is very different to anything we ever stayed in before.we had fadeing colours room , literally no room for our cabin only baggage, if we had bigger cases we would have to have left them outside the door. Bed was very comfortable though. Did email for a room with bathroom about 2 weeks prior to staying but got no answer to this , so didn't get our request. Staff were nice and friendly. I guess you pay for what you get, it was good value. Location was good about 15 mins on tram to central Amsterdam.

Posted by on 2 Mar 2016

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5 out of 5

Posted by on 28 Nov 2019

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Comment from Hotel Management

29 Nov 2019 by Alissa, Assistant Hotelmanager

Thank you so much!

5 out of 5
Uns hat's da sehr gut gefallen! Ich bin generell ein großer Fan von ausgefallenen Hotels und das hat unsere Erwartungen übertroffen. Die Zimmer sind in echt auch grösser als sie auf den Fotos wirken. Das Personal war auch wirklich nett. Die Lage war leicht abgelegen, aber mit nem Tramticket dauert es ca. 20 Minuten zum HBF. Trotzdem war unsere Lage sehr sicher und wir haben uns wohl gefühlt, auch nachts alleine da rumzulaufen ;) Ach und der Preis ist auch unschlagbar!!

Posted by on 27 Sep 2019

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Comment from Hotel Management

1 Oct 2019 by Dewi

Wow! Thank you for your super kind words. We really appreciate this. We hope to welcome you back soon! Cheers, Dewi Hotel not hotel

4 out of 5
Very inspiring place! Rooms are small but consist everything nesessary. Staff were super! Full recommendation!

Posted by , from finland on 9 Apr 2018

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Property Features

There's a restaurant on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi. A library, a terrace, and tour or ticket assistance are also featured at Hotel Not Hotel. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis. This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

  • 23 guestrooms or units
  • Dining venue
  • Bar or lounge
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (24 hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Tour and ticket information
  • Library
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site

Internet

Available in all rooms: Free WiFi

Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking

Self parking (surcharge) , Parking (limited spaces)

Transport

  • Airport: Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol) (14.3 km / 8.9 mi)
  • Train station: Amsterdam Burg de Vlugtlaan Station (2.8 km / 1.7 mi)
  • Parking: Self parking available for a surcharge

Room Amenities

Hotel Not Hotel offers 23 forms of accommodation. Guests can surf the web using complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and hairdryers can be requested.

  • In-room dining (limited hours)
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Hairdryer available

Food & Drink

For a fee, guests can enjoy a full breakfast daily from 8 AM to noon.

Kevin Bacon Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in Thai cuisine and only serves dinner.

Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Accessibility

If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please note them in the special requests field on the booking page after selecting your room.

  • Accessible bathroom
  • Roll-in shower
  • In-room accessibility

Hotel Policies

Check-in

  • Check-in time starts at 3 PM
  • Minimum check-in age is 18

Check-out

  • Check-out by 11 AM

Payment types

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Pets

  • Pets and service animals are not allowed at Hotel Not Hotel

Policies

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy.

Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit are required at check-in for incidental charges.

Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges. Special requests cannot be guaranteed. Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.

A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification are required upon check-in.

Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.

  • No rollaway/extra beds available
  • No cots (infant beds) available
  • No pets or service animals allowed

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • A 6.422 per cent city/local tax will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property, but they may vary based on length of stay or the room booked.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for full breakfast: EUR 9.95 per person (approximately)
  • Self-parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

Hotel Names

  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel
  • Not Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn
  • Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
  • Hotel Not Hotel Inn Amsterdam

You should know

  • Pets and service animals are not allowed on site.

National Rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

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